<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8920798791732469772</id><updated>2011-04-21T20:39:46.133-04:00</updated><title type='text'>IDIOCY CUBED</title><subtitle type='html'>Tales from The ICU, otherwise known as Idiocy Cubed University.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://idiocy3.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8920798791732469772/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://idiocy3.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>GreenTuna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='23' src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/396532/greentunacopy.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8920798791732469772.post-4785911914096224895</id><published>2007-11-09T14:22:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-09T14:24:42.021-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Land</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RzSzdqjQSxI/AAAAAAAAASY/kAEhCC_gmLk/s1600-h/happyland.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RzSzdqjQSxI/AAAAAAAAASY/kAEhCC_gmLk/s320/happyland.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130923197701573394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Today I was asked if I wanted a cookie.  The answer was no, I didn't want a cookie.  Then I was asked again if I wanted a cookie.  No, thanks, no cookie.  Then somebody walked by with a bag of what I can only guess was Halloween candy.  No thanks, no candy.  Then they said there was lemon cake on the table.  Which had been sitting there all day.  Um, no.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8920798791732469772-4785911914096224895?l=idiocy3.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://idiocy3.blogspot.com/feeds/4785911914096224895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8920798791732469772&amp;postID=4785911914096224895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8920798791732469772/posts/default/4785911914096224895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8920798791732469772/posts/default/4785911914096224895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://idiocy3.blogspot.com/2007/11/happy-land.html' title='Happy Land'/><author><name>GreenTuna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='23' src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/396532/greentunacopy.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RzSzdqjQSxI/AAAAAAAAASY/kAEhCC_gmLk/s72-c/happyland.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8920798791732469772.post-4200282974633822565</id><published>2007-10-31T16:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T16:41:50.290-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Day -3</title><content type='html'>In three working days, I'll be forced into exile, halftime.  Worse than Moses being dumped in the desert, I'm being forced into cubicle hell -- a place from which I thought I had escaped several years ago.  This little blog is my version of marking the days until ... well, until I don't have to anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the meantime, I've made two purchases from my friends at &lt;a href="http://www.demotivators.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Demotivators&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; in anticipation of necessary cubicle decoration:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RyjoGUTUZLI/AAAAAAAAARc/u8j4Rs1IZko/s1600-h/despair.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RyjoGUTUZLI/AAAAAAAAARc/u8j4Rs1IZko/s400/despair.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127603370987906226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RyjoGUTUZMI/AAAAAAAAARk/lt41UzoFwV8/s1600-h/worth.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RyjoGUTUZMI/AAAAAAAAARk/lt41UzoFwV8/s400/worth.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127603370987906242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may look forward to several tales of woe, stupidity and general frustration as I try to keep my sanity and find a way to escape.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8920798791732469772-4200282974633822565?l=idiocy3.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://idiocy3.blogspot.com/feeds/4200282974633822565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8920798791732469772&amp;postID=4200282974633822565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8920798791732469772/posts/default/4200282974633822565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8920798791732469772/posts/default/4200282974633822565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://idiocy3.blogspot.com/2007/10/day-3.html' title='Day -3'/><author><name>GreenTuna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='23' src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/396532/greentunacopy.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_v1-Hn34JR_c/RyjoGUTUZLI/AAAAAAAAARc/u8j4Rs1IZko/s72-c/despair.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
